ANNOUNCEMENT, EARTHLINGS: MARK HOPPUS I'M SO SORRY FOR GIVING YOU CANCER BY WRITING THIS
Famous Last Words

~Special~ *smut warning!!!*


AN: OMG we're #46 in da eridan tag??? That's awesome!!!! If only we could be higher hehehe~ Anyways i love yal and you get da YAOI LEMONZ!!!!!! As a treat! ON TO DA FIC

 

Tw from kankri this gets REALLLY REALLY KINKY!!!! Im so embarrassed that i wrote this.. my dad almost saw hehe >;3

 

 

Sollux pov

 

 

A2 2oon a2 we got two hii2 hiibe he pu2hed me onto hii2 bed and started makiin out wiith me. Ii kii22ed back and we humped each other.

 

 

Eridian POV

 

 

I started makin out wwith SOl on my bed then he started humpin my leg like a whole asss barkbeast wwhat the fuck. It wwas kinda hot though, i'm not complaining...

 

 

"SOl wwhat the fuck" i said as I took his pants off

 

 

"Fuck me daddy" he barked sexyly and his bulge wwas tryin to get into my lacy violet wwomens panties (theyre comfy okay >:0) so i took them off.

 

 

"Eheheheheeh ypu wwant daddy to fuck you~~?"i asked him seductivvely
"OH ye2 daddy!!!!!!!" he moaned, all squirmin around and shit. w3444444444444444"I need your big juicy wuicy bulgy wulgy in my tight nook~~~~~~~~~~~''"

 

 

So i put my big fat juicy squishy vviolet bugle in his tight pissblooded nook. He screamed so loud i wwas wworried my neighbors wwould hear so i put my lacy panties in his mouth like a gag. Then i fucked him HARD and wwe both came all ovver my bed. Wwe wwere matesprites but fucked like kismesises It wwas nasty as fuck.

 

 

After that wwe cuddled n shit and he wwas all beggin me for attention n shit. It wwas nice until my neighbor wwho wwas also my shithead brother cro wwho is a total nonce busted in.

 

 

"ALRIGHT VWHATS ALL THIS THEN"

 

 

I gasped

 

AN: OMG NOSEBLEED!!!!!!!!!!! What will big bro cronus do next?? >.< THAT WAS SO NASTY THO HYEALL!!! Im gonna eat holy bleach baiiiiiii (dont kinkshame me!!!!!!!)